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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

And once again, you

Have me confused with

Someone you have me confused

With, never to utter post-

Prepositionally ended statements

For fear of reaper cushions.

Smear me not with pop-

Starred pomp and greasy-fingered

Giggles. For I, alone, do hold

The keys to Jenny

McCarthy’s bathroom.