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Guess waht! Tomorow is Valium-Times day!! I love the holydays, an this is one of my favrites.

When I was a ked, we celebated Valium-Times by eating lots of chocklets, accept we had the Latiners that mowd our lawn sampel them so we din’t axidently bite in to one of thoze tuthpaste ones. Then my dad, Errin Speling whose ded, wood give eech of us keds a handful of “majic pills” an send us too bed so he an mom coold put up are stockings.

I’d dreem that I wuz with Looke Pery, driveng down the Pasific Cost Higway in his Ponteac Fearrow. He’d leen over to kiss me, but sinse I get car seck, I’d throe-up in his mowth!

When we woak up two daze later, the Latiners thet cooked are food broght us pancacks an soop!!

I’l never forgit those speshul times, accept for the wuns I cant rumember.