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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Manured in stupendity, self-

Impotent Wanda Sykes impersonators

Fly eastward on wings of rice

Cakes. Pointless prognostications

Trouble listless proles increasingly,

Sacrificed on puffing, pompous

Podiums ‘neath bulbous penal

Platytudes.