Loser News

Hi, I’m philosopher and international bestseller, Bob Proctor, author of You Were Born Rich, a groundbreaking exploration into the ingredients of personal and financial success (which can be purchased from my website for a paltry $289.00).

Nowadays I travel the universe telling people how to get their transcendental crap together (and make bank doing it), but since my seminars are way expensive, many of you can’t afford to attend, or frankly, even buy my book without mortgaging your trailer. That’s why I’ve created a new abridged version of my book entitled, You Were Born Rich…You Just Screwed It Up.

Now, even you can take advantage of this existential and financial wisdom that I randomly cut and pasted from my previous book while watching the Van Damme Marathon on AMC last weekend.

Phrases like, “The only limits in our life are those we impose on ourselves”, now read,”The only limits in life are posers.” “Gratitude is an attitude that hooks us up to our source of supply” becomes “Gratitude is a hook up to sour.” You get the picture.

With your purchase, you’ll receive nearly 18% of the information and life-changing advice of my previous book in a handy, pocket-sized booklet with a genuine duct-tape cover. We’ll also include my entire 10 volume DVD collection, condensed into a two and a half minute rap montage if you purchase within the next eight days.

So step into your future today, and remember; “All of the great achievers of the past have been men and women.”