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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

O’ brusque bespectacled patron

Pacing vacuous steel-eyed alleys,

E’er the bane of neck-girth jokes and

Stink pickled youths.

To be, anon, in dearth of cartilage,

Whilst wealthy still in myriad chambers,

Doth quell thy sordid twist-topped past

In honor and in cake.