Loser News

OUTER SPACE-NASA reports that astronauts on the International Space Station may take a spacewalk Saturday to repair an Amanda Bynes leak.

The actress began oozing from the left side of the station’s truss structure Thursday, officials said.

NASA reported that the crew was not in danger, and that the station is operating normally while crew members and mission managers are preparing for a potential walk.

Evidence of Amanda Bynes emerged when the crew reported seeing Bynes floating away from an area on the station’s Port 6 truss structure, NASA said. Hand-held and remotely operated cameras helped locate the troubled teen star, which appeared to be worsening, according to the space agency.

LOS ANGELES-The verdict is in and an ammonia leak will be serving three years probation for driving with a suspended license.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the potentially toxic vapor had its attorney file a no-contest plea on May 9, settling the case that goes back to an incident in September when the ammonia had its car impounded on-site for the violation.

The gas’s license had been suspended a month earlier in the wake of an alleged hit-and-run incident, which came on the heels of its infamous side-swiping of a police car in West Hollywood, in which it refused to take a breath test.

The ammonia leak was slapped with a $300 fine and warned not to drive without proper license or insurance.