Loser News

News you didn’t know you didn’t need…


Trite Fish

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Chained within thine chain-

Linked fence of unrequited

Solitude.  Drag forth yon filth of

Babbar’s torrid forklift, in

Hopes, nay in terror, of sucking

Cylindrical gluts of grease and

Cannabis clad petulant lampshades,

Ironing e’er lime-green Lapels of

Happenstance and hatred.

 

Leave a comment

90210 Afghanistan Alien baffled Bon Jovi California cat CDC Christmas court Covid diet Dr. B Eldon Tubbs Environment exercise fat FBI fitness Gamba Gangs Grandma granola Hulk Hunting Jihad kitten Korea mental health New guy Obama OJ Oprah Poetry riots Running Dans Sasquatch Shady Acres Sharpton Sigourney Smurf Supreme Court Trump Truss Phunn war

Leave a comment

Comments (

0

)