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Geuss waht! Lass nite I watched the Presidental Debaise!!  It was supper awsome and Robobama was there with a new Presidunt named Mitch Rockney. He was older an had reelly nice hare and he was supper smart and ansered all the questions pollitely.

But Robobama seamed mad an din’t want to talk abowt his erconmic records or recesses or jobs.  I hed a job once!!  It was on the televisin show Beverly Hills 92121.  I playd Dona, the supper hot blond that Looke Parry an Shanen Dorwerty’s bruther always faught over!  

Those sher were fun days.  I think we had a differnt presidunt back then who had a girlfrend naymed Monika.  I bet they got in to sume supper intersting debaits!

So anyways, make sher you watch TMZ to sea what the Presindental candydates are wearing, an mose importent, dont forget to bote!!