Due to current circumstances, I am unable to muster a “Boo-Yah!”. The 2012 Olympics were a wondrous display of grace and excellence that drew the world together into a distinct union of competitive camaraderie. That is, until the US vs Spain basketball game.
Many of us watched horrified as 12 NBA All-Stars barely escaped defeat at the hands of 1 NBA All-Star, his brother, three other NBA players, and five guys who are Spanish and can say the word “basketball” in thickly accented English.
Thus, the entire world got the privilege of witnessing indignant American expressions, animated expletives, and dramatic displays of incredulousness by grown men who make seven figures a year for putting a ball through metal ring.
Dream Team my butt. More like Nocturnal Emission Squad. It gets the job done, but leaves you confused, embarrassed, and in need of a shower. Boo-yah!
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