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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Luscious, lustrous leeches primp

And prawn, pleading piously

For Allah’s five-gallon bucket.

Fleets of fornicators rush

The gates of Sinatra’s lyrical

Flippers, as stubborn and relentless

Me-oh-my’s glare Saddamesque

At high apple pies, in an endless desert

Of catastrophic kerplops.