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Whoo-now! I just realized that the terms "Apocalypse" and "A Popsicle" are different. Sho' nuff!

Now, as many of you may be aware, a popsicle is a refreshing frozen desert comprised of kool-aid and a stick. They come in many delicious flavors, such as; strawnana, strawcherry, strawrange, strawguava, strapaya, and purple!

The Apocalypse, on the other hand, relates to the climactic end of the world as we know it, characterized by volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tornadoes, celebrity impersonator ritual killings, and skyrocketing cable bills.

So, since most people will be dead from global disasters, there should be a surplus of popsicles which will provide some relief for those left standing knee-deep in lava waiting for Jesus' fiery return.

Bonus.