Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Welcome to another edition of Losers’ Sports! It’s Bowl Season again and you know what that means! Shoulder-padded blonde chicks smooching each other in their bras…at least that’s what came up on the Google search. In reality, it’s forty-six elite teams playing in twenty-three pointless games, the winners of which will be completely forgotten by the second week of March.
How long was I asleep, because I could swear there were only five bowl games when I was a kid, and I just turned the TV on to watch the Tournament of Roses Parade cause it was better than watching the MacNeil Lehrer Report.
The Belk Bowl, the GoDaddy.com Bowl?!? What the hell? Why not the Tampax Bowl or the Alternate Lifestyle Bowl? This sucks! I’m going back to that cult.
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