Loser News

Geuss waht! I juss found out I have a twint!!  Her name is Windy and she’s an Africaner.  I dont rememer my mom talking abowt her wile I was growing up, but then againe, I dont rememer alot from my child hood.

Anyways, we got to meat when she invyted me on her telvesion show to promoat my new book, Unscharted TerriTORI, which is neet becasue it has my name at the end, becasue my name is “Tori”, but I dont know who Terri is enless she’s another sister I dont know abowt.  Maybe she’s an Asianer!

So, Windy asked me lots of qwestions about my book and who I had rite it for me and stuff.  Then she tole me how when my dad was younger an still alife, he merried her mom for a weakend, an then she was born.  I tole her I was supper happy juss to have a sister, even if it had to be a broun one.