Loser News

Once again California sports fans are on top, this time upping the ante with an old west shoot-out at a 49ers / Raiders pre-season football game. Reports are that an Oakland Raiders fan wore a shirt that was deemed disrespectful by several obese San Francisco supporters, and retribution was the order of the day.

“We totally crap-wanked those Raider douches,” observed a red jerseyed hispanic in a double barreled beer hat. “Pays ’em back for jacking Stow,” he continued, referring to the opening day Dodgers game beating of Santa Cruz paramedic / Giants fan, Brian Stow.

“It’s on now!” Mighty Ducks fan, Bruce Ferguson, shouted at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Anaheim, hoping to drum up support for the incestuous third cousin of California sports. He was mostly ignored, but his waitress did bring him another Coke.

Los Angeles Clippers Power Forward, Blake Griffin, was despondent. “I wish our fans would do something like that. Maybe just throw a handful of popcorn or scream a racial epiphet,” he suggested. “Anything would help.”