Loser News

Hello everybody. It’s Psychic Ray, with some serious Zodiaction for all my fans!

 Airy– Difficulty will come your ways this week. Stab it with a shiv.

Taco– Pleasure meets you at a local bar. Wear your white suit.

Cancer– You got cancer. Go see your doctor. Your lucky number is 52.

Jiminy– You are a cricket. Rat out your co-conspirators.

Leon– You will get blood on your white suit. Burn it in a dumpster.

Vigo– You were bad ass in that Hobbit movie!

Zebra– You look like a referee. I hate referees. Expect an ass-whooping.

Scorpion– You can defeat Spiderman. You will go on a reunion tour with White Lion.

Sasparilious– You are delicious and refreshing, with a hint of ginger. Take a plea agreement.

Canacorn– Excitement will find you in the parking lot. Flee the scene.

Octavius– You can beat Spiderman, too. Team up with Scorpion.

Spices– Your mink coat got blood on it. Give it to Scary Spice.