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For 50 years, Lemurline International has served Malagasy primate investors and collectors with a full range of products, including sloth, ring tail and mouse lemurs, collectible lemur organs, and rare skeletal remains.

Hi. I’m Marilyn Manson, spokesperson and CEO of Lemurline International. For more than 2000 years, individuals have owned lemurs for a wide variety of reasons. Investors and collectors have sought lemurs as a storehouse of wealth, a proven method of passing savings to the next generation, a shield against tyranny and as a beautiful memorial of past civilizations and accomplishments.

Lemurline products are delivered direct to your door or stored in a secure, independent facility. Lemurline offers a unique Primate Guarantee Program which can help protect your investment from escapes, fossa attacks, and frequent lemur suicides.

Whether you’re an investor looking to diversify your portfolio or a seasoned collector seeking to establish a unique collection, Lemurline’s personal Account Executives will assist you in learning about the wide array of precious primate products we offer. And lemurs have never been worth zero.

Lemurs. The right choice for your financial peace of mind.