Loser News

Hi there, all my home-boys and G-dawgs. Ya’ know, yesterday I laid out a new super-awesome economy plan which I call “Shared Prosperity”.  It’s essentially based on my favorite television show, Sister Wives.

See, there’s one husband (which represents welfare recipients and illegal immigrants) and four wives (which represent the tax payers), and the four wives have to cook and clean, and take care of all their own children while simultaneously pleasing their shared husband. They even had to move the whole family this season so the husband (welfare / illegals) could keep shacking up with his baby-mamas. Those Mormons are a hoot!

Anywho, Michelle came up with the idea while we were in bed one night discussing how much we hate fat people, and I just ran with it. She’s amazing. I could never ask for a better mothe…I mean wife.