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Odiferous Sloopy

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Stumped appendage kick and

Bounce. Flavor-Flavish fascists flaunt

Fragile flags of flatulence, posturing

Plausibilities, avant garde tragedies.

Pathetic, prosthetic, regretably rife

Anemic American’ts press huddlishly

‘Hind sprite shoulders disbursing

Dispersions, whilst christening caskets.

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