Loser News

International socialist wussies, the French, have taken time out of their busy 35 hour work week to side with NATO in supporting airstrikes in Lybia. Their decision to enforce a no-fly zone within the country came after several western countries called them “Pansie Frogs”, prompting French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, to order his fighter pilots to shoot down any plane they saw, even if it was on the ground.

Ironically, German officials have refrained from joining the coalition, suggesting it would be a slippery slope that could easily drag the alliance into a land war.

“We’ll bomb whoever we damn well please,” remarked U.S. President Obama from a South American vacation. “Hell, we’ll bomb Germany if they don’t want to join our club.”

Critics suggest the interference in Lybia is capricious as several other countries in the region are undergoing the same governemnt mandated suppression exercised in Lybia.

“There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh,” advised commander of French forces, Inspector Jacques Clouseau,”and this is not one of them.”