Loser News

Sure, I hate fat people just like everybody else. Not because they’re fat per se, but mostly because they’re pushy and impolite.

I go to Golden Corral three times a week and watch them stuff their quivering gullets full of any food they can get their greasy, plump hands on, bumping me out of the way at the ice cream bar and snatching up the last plate of crab legs. It’s repulsive!

I can’t even take the girls with me anymore because I’m afraid some fat person will fall and squash them while I’m waiting for the idiot kids behind the sneeze shield to bring out more melted cheese for my prime rib.

What a bunch of pigs!!