Geuss waht! I jest found owt that tonight is Dalights Shaving Time. Now, I’ve never celebated it befour cause Im Jewish, but I geuss it’s where you to get up at 2:00 AM’s in the mourning and shave, accept you have to do it in the dalight, witch is hard cuz its usualy dark at 2:00 in the mourning.
Plus, you half too turn back yor clocks, an that makes it supper-difficult to get up an shave at 2 o’clocks cuz yor clock is faecing the wall!
Anyways, I’m just reel exited to wring in the Shaving Hour with my wonderfull hubsand and kids an my dad Araon Speling whose dead!!
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