Yesterday, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, made pinchy motions as he advised the United Nations that the 2001 World Trade Center disaster was, in fact, a U.S. Government conspiracy. This statement, follows his 2005 denial of the Holocaust, suggesting European and U.S. complicity in forming a Jewish state in the Middle East.
The Ross Perot of the Arab world continued his diatribe, suggesting the 9/11 bombing was enacted “to reverse the declining American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order also to save the Zionist regime, and the majority of the American people as well as other nations and politicians agree with this view.”
He then stated that America’s Area 51 housed not only extra-terrestrial life, but also the Smurfs, Snorks, and Thunder Cats.
“I am also 80% certain,” he concluded, “that the one known as Hannah Montana is actually just Miley Cyrus.
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