Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of street/ mall/ pizzeria/ miniature golf course/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, is now delving into the cut throat, hard-bitten world of fashion.
“Das right,” the gangsta rap star insisted. “I be knowin’ everything ’bouts dope threads, yo!”
His clothing line will be called Dressed to Arrest, and will include gold plated chains, wife beaters emblazened with his moniker Truss Phunn (or depicting his favorite proffessional sport team, the Tulsa Shock), and his exclusive one-piece Baggy-Drawers.
“My Baggy-Drawers be dope-alicious, yo,” Reis/Phunn continued, turning his hat sideways. “They’s one part pants, one part drawers, and six parts fresh, dawgs!!”
The Dressed to Arrest clothelines will be available this spring in a K-Mart near you.
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