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Pontiff Power!!

IMG_4616Yoiks, and away!! Faster than a Camerlengo! More powerful than a papal enclave! Able to leap a prostrate Oprah in a single bound! It’s an Imam, it’s a Rabbi, it’s Super Pope!!

From a mysterious realm known as Vatican City, in times of trouble, Joseph Ratzinger transforms into the most powerful Catholic on Earth…Super Pope.

While visiting the UK, the papal crusader is confronted by the notoriously evil villainess, Ginger Vitas. Now, with the help of his trusty pooch, Richlieu, the harbinger of holiness uses his wits, wisdom, and fabulous Pope-Mobile to defeat his nemesis, and save Britain’s bicuspids, molars, and gum line.

Pope Powers, activate!!

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