Loser News

Boo-Yah, sports fans!!  Scott Finley here with another installment of Loser Sports.

Rumors of Carmelo Anthony’s desired trade from the Denver Nuggets has left NBA fans mildly curious. Loser Sports veteran reporter, Tori Spelling, was able to get an exclusive interview. Here’s an excerpt:

“I luv the Dinver Nougats” Carlemo staited, and then I sed, “I love Nougat, two! Espeshully in my faverite candy barr. Sneckers!!”

Calremo also sed he wood only leeve the Nougats if he coold get on a teem that has a chanse at a chameenships… and maid a lots of mony.

I was lyke, “Derf! Whoo dozen’t want to win lots of gaimes and mony?!?”

Then he sed, “Werd.” And I said, “You gnow it, Homy!”

Thu End

Other reports say the franchise player will opt to go to the Miami Heat, along with Kobe Bryant, Chirs Paul, Louis Farrakhan, and the Pope. The pope had no comment, and we couldn’t shut Farrakhan up.

Booyah!!