Loser News

Geuss waht!! I jus found out the terrerists in Afganiraq have competishun from the Yemeners who live in a contry called Yemen.  That rimes with “lemen”!!  Evadently, the Yemeners dont like us more then Al Kyta doesnt.  Thats sadd:( *froun*.

I here its because of a guy naimed Anwart Alawaky, whose an Islamer preest, dosent like Amercaners because Robobama shot misles at them lass Decembre.  He probly ment it as a Chismiss present, but sence the Yemeners dont celebate Chrismiss, they got supper mad.

Now, the CIAs (witch stands four; Sentral Entelligence Ajencies) is using remoat cantrol plains that can flie into enemee territori undetective an shoot misles at the Yemeners.  That souns fun!!