Loser News

That’s right, America!  I almost went to eat here, but luckily my super bilingual reading skills saved the day.  Now, for those of you lacking my worldy wisdom, make sure you’re using your phonics, and give this place a wide berth.

Claiming to be a “mexican grill”, this internally acerbic eatery hides a secret more diabolically disturbing than the bottom of Oprah’s vegetable drawer. That secret? Their food isn’t very good. And by charging six dollars for a “gourmet” burrito that Del Taco gives away and not putting any cinnamon crispers in my bag, they’ve ostricized both of my regular readers, and dealt themselves a fatal blow.

In actuality, I’ve never eaten at the place, but the opportunity to juxtapose a few letters in the name and make it sound almost obscene was too great a temptation to withstand.

Some restaurants the staff, producers, and medical staff of Loser News suggest to really avoid however, are; Bolemic Burger, Captain Scabie’s Fish & Chips, and Red Robin.