Loser News

Earlier today, international Terrorist, Heussmama Bin Daetn, released his most recent videocassete, which spells out doom for America, Democracy, Neil Diamond, and Ferbies.  Here’s an excerpt!!

“Greetings infidels!  You will be smashed on the grill of the bus that is Islam!  Despair greatly for Allah shall deliver you into our hands like tumorous, starchy vegetables that have been boiled and blended with milk until creamy!  The world will witness your violent demise which we will record and play over and over on our Sony Betamax video cassette player.  Heed our warnings, Eagle-Star People, you will collapse like lunchroom milk straws, and make that weird sucking noise, but no milk will come out, only blood and explosions and deathiness…”