Tired of those darned steel knives? Who isnt?!? Well, fortunately for us, there’s Yoshi Blade. This non-metallic cutting instrument that’s 40% stronger than steel (according to the MOHS scale of mineral hardness), can be smuggled onto airplanes, into crowded sporting events, and given to Grandma so she can get wreak havoc on neighborhood hooligans.
Developed by Saban, who brought you Power Rangers, Power Rangers in Space, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy, Power Rangers: Turbo, Power Rangers :Zeo, Power Rangers: Geriatric Ward, and The Adventures of Pinokids, and made with eco-friendly ingredients like urinal cakes, panda faces, and more urinal cakes, this will be the last blade you ever buy…until it breaks in 31 days.
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