Loser News

Guess waht?!?  Dr. Steven Hawkwing said this weke to bee very carefull when deeling with aleuns.  For those of yuo who dont know, Docter Hawkwing is a fishiscist, witch means he’s supper smart and knows lots of math.

Now, I thougt that aleuns were just make beleeve, lyke the Smerfs, or Samta, or Helth Cares, but sciencers now know that they are reel and trying to kil us with there Vulcon Mine Melts and other supper powers.

I hope the ones that kiled Sugurney Weeber arn’t reel becase they toatally pop out of your chest and would reely make a mess of my knew swetter I got from the Gaps, derf!