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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Charred be ye, tentacles of

Blistered welts and grated flesh.

Popsicles, aye! As grapled sticks

Be edificed and epoxified within

Scholarly pantsuits ‘neath

Sweat stained pits and pampered

Pork chops. Thirty thus or thirty plus

Need not infect Opik and Oort.