The United States Space Program launched an unprecedented three women into space today, in an effort to finally make it into the Guiness Book of World Records. They will meet up with already orbiting Tracy Caldwell Dyson, a chemist turned astronaut who just finished constructing the first intergalactic meth lab.
The other intrepid space-bimbos include; former high school teacher Dorothy “Dottie” Metcalf-Lindenburger, robotic arm expert Stephanie Wilson and Naoko Yamazaki, the second Japanese woman ever to see Godzilla and live to tell.
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