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Navy Says Chicks Cool On Subs

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Washington-It was announced today that the Navy plans to allow women to serve for the first time on submarines, the only class of ship from which they are barred.

“I think it’s awesome,” commented Adm. Michael G. Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.  “Its about time we got somebody to clean those boats.”

Renovations, similar to those above, will be required for most of the ships, but should have little to no effect on the covert operations of the Navy’s submersibles.

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