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In today’s competetive advertising world, the right slogan, term, or acronym can make or break your product.  Unfortunately, most agencies have pigeon-holed themselves into using words like “premium” or “excellence” or “superior”, and don’t even realize the vast expanse of possibilites that reside directly outside their vernacularic prison cells.

That’s why there’s Limited Possibilities, Inc. This isn’t your parent’s ad agency.  In fact, it’s not even your Uncle Steve who keeps trying to get you to feel his appendectomy scar’s ad agency.  No, this is the ad agency of tomorrow.

Instead of using flashy ubermensch terminology, we dumb it down into words the average consumer can understand and accept. For example, we would replace the words “Guaranteed Relief” on an Ex-Lax box with a more realistic claim.

We also plan to shop our wares using simple product placement in familiar environments and situations.

In any case, I think we can all see how fantastic this idea is in its sheer mundaness, and that in itself is the genius of it.

So, If you want to get in on the bottom floor of this uniquely ordinary experience, just send me one gajillion dollars by clicking here.