Guess waht?!? Tiger Wuds is in rehabs in Missippissi. Thats right, sourses say he’s in a top secrete sax addiction clinic in Hattsberger. I din’t even know he played. Clinic directer, Dr. Patrik Carnes says he will remaine “in communal condo” untill hes completed his treatmunt. Butt if you ask mee, a communel condo is the lass place Tiger needs to bee rite now!
Rosie O’Donald came out this weak to say she thinks that NBC was unfare to Conan O’Bryant. Evidntly, NBC is a TV netwerk like ABC or FOX, or Telenumbo, an they stold his show away and only gave hem forty millyun dollers. Thats almoste as bad as when my dad (the fameus Erron Speling) made me get a job and stop spunjing off of hem.
Plus, Jersy Shoar hasn’t caled me back to tell me if their goin to reprize my roll as Shonnah from 902010!!
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