Das right!! Danta Claus be’s comin’ ta town! An’ he gots all the gifts what keep on givin’, yo! Like, I gots one a’ them iPod’s das got eight gigabams and stores all my own personal rap songs, like Da Warehouse Rap-Song I did wiff my home-dawg, Mudd-Phlap.
Anyways, I just wanted to tell all my homies and dawgs to have a happy holidays and watch out for da’ man cuz he always be lookin’ to ruin a dawg’s good time, yo. And if you do drinks and drives, don’t do it in a lame car, cuz when they slams you on da’ hood for dat special Cops Christmas Special, you want to leave a dent on sumpin’ dope, dawgs.
Yo, das it. Merry Hannukah, dawgs. I’m Audi.
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