Loser News

Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports.

Tiger Woods made the news again this week when he was spotted riding shotgun through Los Angeles County in Al Cowlings white Ford Bronco.  Spokesperson and legal counsel for the defamed golfer, Jackie Chiles, made a statement from the back seat of the SUV.

“This entire predicament is entirely vestigious, surruptitious, and unpresubjugated!!” 

When asked to elaborate, he simply said, “If the wife has a knife she’s gonna get life!!  But if she hits her hub with a club, he’ll soak in the tub!”

A note confiscated from O.J. Simpson’s cell in Lovelock Correction Center near Reno read, “I very Am disApointEd with TirGer WodS.”