Loser News

Did you know that the words “oranges” and “origins” are not the same?!?  It’s true.  Further, it should be noted that origens do not have oranges, but oranges do in fact have origens.

Now originally our’s and oranges origins originated at the beginning of the universe.  Though some would say we originated from oranges, originally oranges originated on the third day of creation while our origins originated on the sixth day.

Orson Wells origination was originally in dispute, yet Originists imagine his origin originated at some point after the origin of Oldsmobiles, but slightly before the original Monkees came to fame.

*It should be noted that Orson Wells was not one of the orignal Monkees.