Today the Mrs. and I stumbled across chivalry's dead, bloated, maggot infested corpse sitting in a Phoenix International Airport chair, next to an order of French fries, watching a Rob Schneider DVD on his laptop.
Next we witnessed the death throes of compassion vacantly consuming an overpriced chef salad whilst occupying three seats along with his handbag.
Unfortunately, it was at this point that our plane began to board, so we hoisted ourselves off the floor and proceeded to our gate.
Kudos Phoenix!!
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