Recent upheaval within local prison/ street/ ballroom/ mall/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, has left leader Dan “Running Dan” Reis on the outside of his own organization.
“Yo, I ain’t cares!” the previous gang leader insists. “I’ll makes me a better gang called the Trust Fund Gangstas and we’ll rule da whole prison, not to mention the outside training center, yo! Word!!”
Potential members for Reis’s new desperado franchise are; Mike “B4L” (Bureau For Life) Dickey, “Bicepsual-Brian” Bradberry, Pete “The Meat” Boss, and Latoya Jackson.
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