Well, as Peter Falk holidays go, this has got to be one of my favorites. I like it way more than Veterinarians Day, Lemur Day, St. Hat Tricks Day, and Valium Times. I mean, to get the opportunity to honor one of America’s greatest detectives is totally a slap in the face to the rest of the universe.
Nobody else has anywhere near as cool of detectives as we do. They only have Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan, and Rue Paul. Plus, they have super lame villains like Dracula, Frankenstein, and Prince Charles. We have Jason, Freddie, Chuckie, and Oprah. Anyways, as TV detectives go, we also have McCloud, Scooby-Doo, Jake and The Fat Man, Remington Steele, and Monk. Top that, World!! What? You can’t?!?
Well then put on a trench coat and grab a hot dog, cause it’s Columbo Day!!
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