Loser News

Hi everyboddy!! It’s me Tori Speling and it’s time for another instalment of Tori Speling’s Tean Beet. As you know, I’m toatally into politicks, so this week’s news of Robama choosing a new judge for the Supreem Court was right up my ally.

Her name is Sonia Sotomayor.  First, she’s a girl, witch is awesume!  I think girls should run the planet because there mutch smarter an prettyer.  Derf!! 

At first, I was under the impression that she was a Scotisher til my husbund told me she was a Latiner.  Now, if she does as good a job as a judge as the ones that mow my lawn, than whee’l finally get those Borders closed.  Then all those book worms won’t have anywere to read there stupid books and drink cofee and will have to get reel jobs!