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Has anyone ever told you that you make a better door than a window, not to quit your day job, or to call the whambulance? Well, they were just kidding.

You probably would not make a good door or window, shift work suits many people, and you cannot call a whambulance, you can only call 911.  The police dispatcher actually calls the whambulance if they deem it necessary.

No, these are all textbook examples of transference, a psychological condition characterized by unconscious redirection of feelings for one person to another. 

I like baby carrots because it’s like eating babies but healthier.

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