If evolution is so smart, why didn’t it put a third eye in the back of our heads when it created the world? I mean, hind sight is 20/20 right? It would be totally useful, and seeing as science has finally proven that all life sprang forth from the union of a chicken McNugget and some positively charged Jello, it seems only reasonable that I should have a third eye.
Or maybe I need eye stalks. Then I could just rotate one around to look behind me. In the gazillion years we’ve been around, I wonder how many things have gotten killed from behind? I bet it’s alot.
And how come my night vision isn’t better? I spend nearly half of my life in darkness, but can barely see anything after the sun goes down, unless I get a flashilight. So, if evolution knew I was going to need a flashlight to see forty percent of the time, why didn’t it give me another arm to hold it?
And what’s up with platypusses?!? Are they ducks or beavers? It’s like evolution got bored half way through a project.
I think evolution is broken.
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