Kim Jung Il celebrated his upcoming “re-election” to a third term as North Korea’s supreme leader by shooting a missile that presumably landed in L’Aquila, Italy, causing an earthquake.
“We tell every one it was spy satellite, but it really secret delayed reaction super high impact earthquake missile!!” Il said in barely passable English early Wednesday morning. “The joke on you Italy!! You make too much pizza!”
“I believe pizza originated in Egypt or the Middle East,” countered bewildered bakery owner, Evelina Cruciani. “In any case, it seems like an unreasonable response.”
“Aaaaaay, Fonzie!!” Jung Il continued after a short nap. “Who the nerd now?!?”
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