Loser News

I h8 my mom!!  She told me I totally had to sit for my stupid sis this Saturday night!  I was totally like, “But that’s Twi-Night for cripe’s sakes, Donna!!”  Well, she got all bruised at me for using her first name again, and said I should have thought of that before I refused to pick up dog poop lastnight.

She’s totally ruining my life!  I told her that Firebrand Von Deathlocke (my friend Dillon’s vamp name) already had a tkt for me to go to the party at Sam Goody.  We totally had matching outfts and everything.

But she was all like, “Sorry,” and I was like, “Whatever,” and she was like, “Whatever,” but I was like, “I’m going to kill myself,” and she was like, “Stop being so dramatic,” and I was like, “Maybe I’ll just stop being so alive,” and she was like, “Whatever,” and I was like, “You’ll be sorry.”

Then she dropped me off at school and I totally ignored her when she waved at me, but then had to call her later cuz I forgot my lunch $.