Hey everybody!! This is Ted! Host of “E” Channel’s “What Not To Sniff”. Like most of you, I took a couple hours this weekend to enjoy the greatest sporting event of the year. The Australian Open.
Rafael Nadel finally reigned victorious over a blood thirsty Roger Federer in a match that took nearly four and a half hours to complete. I was so enthralled with the punishing forehands, ungodly passing shots, and true grit, that I forgot I was holding my shotgun and blew a hole in the wall a couple inches above the dog.
The Mrs. got upset about the mess, but that’s just the kind of excitement this sport imbues.
Happy killin’, folks.
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