Boo-yah sports fans, and welcome to another installment of Losers Sports Update. Well, recently deposed Lions head coach, Rod Marinelli, still refuses to leave Ford Field, having pitched a pup-tent and a couple of lawn chairs near the fifty yard line.
“I’m staying,” he told Sports Illustrated earlier in the week. “They can make a new stadium. This one’s mine!”
His obstinant behavior was sparked by the Lions’ firing of Marinelli, his son-in-law, his son-in-law’s father, his sister’s ex-boyfriend, his mom’s friend Edith, his neighbor Tom, and his favorite comedian, Louie Anderson.
Boo-Yah!!
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