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Hi everbuddy!! Its me, Tori, an I want to tell you all abowt how the Spelling family clebates the Hallidays!

When I was a children, are family was Jewishers, an we celebated both Chrismiss and Hanakuh, which meens we had both a tree and a manurah to deckorate our tiny 56,000-square-feet home. Now, as a groan up muther and wif, are family celebates Chrismiss, Hankahuh, and Sante Patrix Days all at the same time!!

So, halve a great hallidays, everybuddy, an kiss the Barney Stone!!