Loser News

Boo-yah, citizens!! Scott Finley here to rub some salt in the gaping, pus-filled, septic wounds of the Detroit Lions fan-base.

The Lions, fast approaching the first 0-16 season in NFL history, gave up the ghost against a lackluster Tennessee Titans team on Thanksgiving.

“We aren’t a very good team,” Coach Rod Marinelli remarked later at a press conference. “I definitely think that had a lot to do with the loss.”

Detroit goes on to play the 7-5 Minnesota Vikings this Sunday.

“We’re praying for a tie,” Marinelli reported while perusing the want ads.

Booyah!!